Score: 1 / 3
Leslie: Children's parties just aren't a priority anymore! You know what is? Sewage. Pawnee's kids are less important than... poop tubes. I don't know. I mean, what are you going to do? That's the way it is-
Ann: Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait... if all the parks are closed, why not just have the concert in the lot behind my house?
Leslie: Ann, you devious bastard.
Leslie and Ann talk about whether or not the Parks employees will come to help put on the concert.
Leslie asks Ann to make April pancakes.
This gets a 1 / 3, however, because all of these interactions only have three lines of dialogue.