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Tuesday, August 18, 2015

S7 E2: Ron and Jammy

Score: 2 / 3

~2:30 outside city hall

April: Hi Joan. My name is April and I'm your biggest fan and I pretty much hate everyone. Will you sign your ninth memoir for me?
Joan: Well it would be my pleasure! You said your name is Glenn?
April: Yes, I did.
Joan: That's pretty.

More:
- Donna describes Saturn's return to April.

Monday, August 17, 2015

S7 E1: 2017

Score: 2 / 3

~4:30 in the hallway at city hall.

Leslie: Uhh Jessica! Hi! Glad I caught you before you left. Just between you and me, what do you think your land might sell for tomorrow?
Jessica: Trevor said it'll probably be for about 90 million dollars! Ah! Woo!
Leslie: Wow!
Jessica: I know! I'm just- I'm so happy for me!

[This goes on; Leslie asks if Jessica would sell it to the federal government for a discount.]



More:
- Donna and Leslie reconnect, though their conversation concerns Ron, Joe and Leslie's triplets (2 of whom are boys).
- Leslie makes a heartfelt plea to Jessica to donate the land.

Thursday, July 30, 2015

S6 E20: Moving Up

Score: 3 / 3

~4:58 at brunch

[Grant: This is Rebecca-]
Leslie: -Peruvian, I know. I know who you are; I've read all of your papers, and I had your poster on my wall when I was a kid.
Rebecca: What poster?
Leslie: I made a poster of you by blowing up your picture from the National Parks newsletter. I cut out your face and made it look like you were dunking over Charles Barkley.
Rebecca: My god...

More:
- And perhaps most importantly, Michelle Obama helps persuade Leslie to take the National Parks job.
- An "Erica Weekstrong" laughs at Leslie's ambition when it comes to the Pawnee-Eagleton merger.

S6 E19: One in 8,000

Score: 0 / 3

- Leslie spends the episode with Ben, trying to keep calm about her being pregnant.
- April spends the episode with Andy, Craig and Jerry at a birthday party.
- Donna spends the episode with Ron and Joe volunteering at Ivy and Zoe's school.


S6 E18: Flu Season 2

Score: 3 / 3

~3:49 at the wine-tasting

April: Oh man... it takes two-hundred dollars to get certified. I wanted to make fun of stupid people while I get drunk: my two true passions.
Donna: You wanna futz with these fools, I will bankroll you.
April: Really?
Donna: Oh hell yeah, pimp. Sounds like fun!



More:
- Leslie tries to buy the "Mariah needs to sing tonight" medicine from a pharmacist whose name tag appears to say "Kitty". Her name is confirmed in the credits as "Kitty Goodbye". What?

S6 E17: Prom

Score: 3 / 3
~2:25 in the conference room.

Leslie: All right, Allison. You were in charge of choosing the prom theme. Now, it has to be perfect - and magical - and look like a million bucks but cost zero bucks. So whaddaya got?
Allison: I was thinking the theme could be Fairy Tale. The theatre department did Into the Woods last year and we still have the scenery. I laid out some preliminary plans in this binder.
Leslie: Wow! ...are those... Jen Strotter colored tabs? I thought those were discontinued...!
Allison: They were. *I had to order them through some Mexican back-channels.*

[They go on.]

More:
- Leslie tries to entice Allison into considering the April Ludgate Summer Solstice Druid Festival of Buffalo Wings Eating Contest (a summer internship April named); this conversation escalates onstage after the [internship] is assigned.
- Leslie instructs Allison on pulling the balloon drop rope.

Thursday, July 23, 2015

S6 E16: Galentine's Day

~4:00 in the Parks office, Leslie is trying to get closer to Donna and April.

Leslie: Work! You can work whenever, except for now, cause now is lady time!
April: You sound like a tampon commercial.
Leslie: I'm setting up an impromptu Galentine's Day!
April: Really?

[They go on.]


More:
- At Galentine's Day (which includes Leslie, April, Donna, Evelyn, Shauna and Ethel Beavers) there are conversations about travel, television shows, assorted revelations and, eventually, Leslie's friendship rankings.
- Leslie confesses her ranking system to Ann.
- April and Donna give Leslie a stuffed bunny.